12/13/2014 2:39 AM ·Spoilers
Minecraft trees. (sins: 45) Also, we interrupt these Sonic Lost to bring you this scene from EVERY SINGLE TORNADO DISASTER MOVIE EVER!!! Preferably Twister!! Add five sins for that! (sins: 50)
12/13/2014 2:48 AM ·Spoilers
Gee, because we DEFINITELY HAVEN'T SEEN A PLOTLINE LIKE THIS BEFORE. *recap of all the times Eggman was replaced and/or betrayed by stronger villains* (sins: 52)
12/13/2014 2:53 AM ·Spoilers
'MURICA!!!! (sins: 53) Also, fat idiotic stereotype. (sins: Lion Hear- I mean, 54... ...man, I must be playing Yu-Gi-Oh far too often...) Also, discount The Heavy. (sins: 55)
12/13/2014 2:58 AM ·Spoilers
Zomom can math. (sins: 56) Also, that sandwich is *squee*ING HUGE!!! I mean, just look at the way Zomom's positioning it; it's probably clipping through the floor right about now! (sins: 57)
12/13/2014 3:05 AM ·Spoilers
How can a 3"3' anthropomorphic blue hedgehog be considered to be "dessert"? (sins: 58) Once again, the positioning of the sandwich which is still clipping through the floor... (sins: 59)
12/13/2014 3:32 AM ·Spoilers
"Zeti"?! Seriously Sega? That's about as unoriginal of a species name you can get! (sins: 63)
12/13/2014 3:35 AM ·Spoilers
Hold on; there aren't any snailbots in this ga- Oh. Right. The WiiU version. (sins: 64)
12/13/2014 3:39 AM ·Spoilers
Even though we've still been introduced to Zomom who was covered by the dramatic lightung before, the other three unknown members of the Deadly Six are STILL SURROUNDED BY THAT SAME DRAMATIC LIGHTING. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IN THE MIDDLE OF A *squee*ING DESERT. HOW?!?! AND WHY?!?! (sins: 65)
12/13/2014 3:51 AM ·Spoilers
We interrupt these Sonic Lost World cutscenes to bring you Hamlet. (sins: 67) Also, I thought Cubot didn't die. His head just got torn apart, and yet he's still functioning just fine. (sins: 68)
12/13/2014 3:57 AM ·Spoilers
Cacophonic WHAT!? I'm pretty sure that's not how one pronounces "conch". (sins: 70) Also, so basically, it's a plot device? (sins: 71)
12/13/2014 4:00 AM ·Spoilers
Really? Heck, I'd pay to see a Zeti-powered mecha circus! Where do I sign to see it? (sins: 72)
12/13/2014 4:02 AM ·Spoilers
That wasn't stupidity, it was hastiness. Know the difference. (sins: 73)
12/13/2014 4:05 AM ·Spoilers
Yeah well, good luck with that. (sins: Master of Bla- I mean, 74)
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12/13/2014 4:11 AM ·Spoilers
Wise elderly man stereotype. (sins: 76) Also, have we met? I don't recall seeing you befo- Oh. Right. The WiiU version. (sins: 77)
12/13/2014 4:19 AM ·Spoilers
Blasted admins...may as well redo this sin before I make the same mistake as before... Eggman failed to realise that Orbot raised his hand. Then again, Orbot was behind him when it happened, so he wouldn't have known... ...eh, sin it anyway. (sins (@ the time): 75)
12/13/2014 4:22 AM ·Spoilers
How did Zomom get those doughnuts? THEY'RE ON A *squee*ING PLANETOID WITHIN THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE WITH NO CIVILIZATION WHATSOEVER!!! (sins: 78)
12/13/2014 4:27 AM ·Spoilers
What if I told you that we were interrupting these Sonic Lost World cutscenes to bring you this scene from The Matrix? (sins: 79)
12/13/2014 4:32 AM ·Spoilers
Knuckles isn't guarding/finding the Master Emerald in this scene. (sins: 81)
12/13/2014 4:39 AM ·Spoilers
Didn't you *squee*ing HEAR HER, you blue idiot!?! THE LIFEFORCE OF THE *nuke sound*ING PLANET IS BEING DRAINED AWAY!!! Shouldn't have it made more sense for you to tell her to, oh I don't know, GET AWAY FROM THERE!?!?! GAAAAH!!!!!!! ....sorry, just got worked up...better add three sins to compensate. (sins: 85)
12/13/2014 4:46 AM ·Spoilers
We interrupt these Sonic Lost World cutscenes to bring you this scene from Disney's Frozen. (sins: 86)
12/13/2014 4:55 AM ·Spoilers
Wait, you mean that the conch wasn't the only major plot device in this game? (sins: 88)
12/13/2014 4:57 AM ·Spoilers
Cubot can now project scenes and/or blueprints. Because...reasons. (sins: 89)
12/13/2014 5:00 AM ·Spoilers
Then why'd you make the machine in the first pla- uuugghh...... (sins: 90)
12/13/2014 5:07 AM ·Spoilers
Hold on, wouldn't you be killing two birds with one stone that way? Sonic would be dead from said explosion, and the Deadly Six would be out of commission thanks to Sonic. Nothing would stop you from taking over the world that way!! (sins: Heart-eartH Drago- I mean, 92... ...it's official: I've been playing too much Yu-Gi-Oh)
12/13/2014 5:16 AM ·Spoilers
Yeah, because Sonic has NEVER HAD TO TEAM UP WITH EGGMAN BEFORE. *recap of SADX, SA2, Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Sonic 06* (sins: 93)
12/13/2014 7:57 AM ·Spoilers
On what? There's practically NOTHING here! (sins: 94) Also, these guys mention "biting" in some way shape or form far too often; I may as well add a sin every time they mention said word. Just putting that out there.
12/13/2014 8:00 AM ·Spoilers
He did? Because by the looks of things, he certainly did- Wait, you mean just his voice chip?...Okay. (sins: 95)
12/13/2014 8:11 AM ·Spoilers
Geez Tails, calm down. And don't be so rude as well, give the poor soul some time to explain himself. (sins: 97)
12/13/2014 8:16 AM ·Spoilers
*squee*-t, he's right. Also, it's about time Sonic admitted his mistakes. I'm gonna have to take away a couple of sins for that performance. (sins: 96)
12/13/2014 8:23 AM ·Spoilers
(sins: 100 (that's one "bite" for both Sonic & Tails)) This cutscene bites. ... ...DANG IT!!!! Now they've got me doing it!! (sins: 101)
12/13/2014 8:26 AM ·Spoilers
Tails and I had the same reaction to Sonic's joke. (sins: 102)
12/13/2014 8:31 AM ·Spoilers
The Deadly Six can project themselves onto walls of ice through Eggman's own device. Because...reasons. (sins: 103)
12/13/2014 8:40 AM ·Spoilers
Holy *squee*t! Did I just hear that come out of Mike Pollock's mouth?! O_o (sins: 102)
12/13/2014 8:43 AM ·Spoilers
No, that wasn't a typo you saw. I legitimately took away a sin for a dark Mike Pollock.
12/13/2014 8:44 AM ·Spoilers
Oh, if only Zavok knew that Eggman's mustache was fake... (sins: 103)
12/13/2014 8:54 AM ·Spoilers
Dang. We've actually never seen Eggman act this dark ever since he blew up half the moon back in Adventure 2. To make things even crazier, this is coming out of Mike Pollock's mouth; you know, the COMEDIC Eggman voice actor! I'm gonna have to shave off about ten sins for what I just witnessed! (sins: 94)
12/13/2014 8:59 AM ·Spoilers
Teenage girl stereotype. (sins: 95) Also, we HAVE met before? When and where did we last see he- OH. RIGHT. THE WiiU VERSION. (sins: 96)
12/13/2014 9:07 AM ·Spoilers
...or not. WOW, way to *squee*ing go, Sonic. Way to reject the only girl other than Amy that's canon in the Sonic series that may have a thing for you. (sins: 98)
12/14/2014 9:00 AM ·Spoilers
Ugh... (sins: 100) Also, there aren't any Crabmeats in this ga- OH. RIGHT. THE WiiU VERSION. Geez, the number of mistakes they make between the 3DS and WiiU versions are so staggering that it hurts... (sins: 101)
12/14/2014 9:05 AM ·Spoilers
Hold on, I just realised. If the Zeti can manipulate machinery, why didn't they take control of Orbot and Cubot in the first place, but instead decided to do so when placing Cubot's head on the Crabmeat? Then again, they probably didn't want the annoyance that they always bring, but whatever, I'm still sinning it. (sins: 102)
12/14/2014 9:09 AM ·Spoilers
Scene does not contain a furry/300 IQ lapdance. (sins: 104) Also, I'd ship it! #Tailgman (sins: 105)
12/14/2014 9:11 AM ·Spoilers
Looks like I derped up with the sin count again! It was meant to be 103 sins, then 104 sins. Here, let me sort that out. Again. (sins: 104)
12/14/2014 9:16 AM ·Spoilers
That would actually explain quite a lot of things. (sins: 106)
12/14/2014 9:19 AM ·Spoilers
"I was only trying to help" cliché. (sins: Galaxy-Eyes Tachyo- I mean, 107)
12/14/2014 9:23 AM ·Spoilers
But Eggman already built a robot hedgehog; it's called Metal Sonic. (sins: 108)
12/14/2014 9:32 AM ·Spoilers
I'm calling bull-*squee*t. From the angle at which Sonic jumped, he would have just landed on top of the capsule and not into it. Upon doing so, the capsuke would have then opened, Sonic would have seen it be empty, therefore making him suspicious of what was going on.
12/14/2014 9:37 AM ·Spoilers
With that said, hadn't Tails gotten in the way, he wouldn't have got himself captured by the trap!! Did the Deadly Six also program the capsule to grab Sonic when he opened it? Or did they just *squee* up and didn't bother with said programming, and hoped for the best? Well, I don't care what the excuse is, I'm still sinning it. TWICE!! (sins: 111)
12/14/2014 9:41 AM ·Spoilers
It was your rash and hasty actions that got you into trouble in the first place. And now you plan on being...hastier and more rash... Welp, nice knowing you Earth! Enjoy your final few hours before being drained away into nothing! (sins: 112) Also, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!!!! (sins: 113)
12/14/2014 9:44 AM ·Spoilers
Zeena's duckface. (sins: 114) Also, Zomom's face. (sins: 115)
12/14/2014 9:47 AM ·Spoilers
We interrupt these Sonic Lost World cutscenes to draw Tails like one of our french girls. (sins: 116)
12/14/2014 9:50 AM ·Spoilers
No *squee*t, Sherlock. (sins: 117) Also, gothic emo stereotype. (sins: 118) Also, have we met? You don't look that familiar to m- OH. RIGHT. THE WiiU VERSION. (sins: 119)
12/14/2014 9:59 AM ·Spoilers
Um...er...I honestly don't know what stereotype Zavok's meant to be. Seriously, I don't! No sin here...let's just keep moving...
12/14/2014 10:02 AM ·Spoilers
"Symbolic beginning" clich- wait, this isn't Windy Hill? ... ...Y'know what? Never mind...
12/14/2014 10:05 AM ·Spoilers
Zavok activated the moon jump code. Hey, it's about time I found a sin in this cutscene! (sins: 122)
12/14/2014 10:10 AM ·Spoilers
For having the life drained out of it, it's surprising that the communicater is still running just fine. I mean look at it: we've been through about 110 sins since it first showed up, and it's still at full power! That reminds me; I've yet to sponsor this post... Everything Wrong With Sonic Lost World 3DS! Brought to you by Nokia! (sins: 123)
12/14/2014 10:15 AM ·Spoilers
Bull-*squee*t! What do you mean "I never got the chance to say"? You've literally been confessing your love to him since your VERY FIRST APPEARANCE!!! (sins: 124) Oh and, by the way, "I never got the chance to say I love you" cliché. (sins: 125)
12/14/2014 10:17 AM ·Spoilers
Oh no! Amy and Knuckles are dead! ... ...except I'm not an idiot. (sins: 126)
12/14/2014 10:23 AM ·Spoilers
Yes Zavok. Leave Tails alone. It's not as if he's gonna break himself free while you're gone. And you definitely don't want to oversee such a delicate procedure now, don't we? *two sins, btw* (sins: 128)
12/14/2014 10:27 AM ·Spoilers
*squee*ing SERIOUSLY, SEGA!? First there's unwilling-suspension-of-disbelief, and then there's just plain THINKING that your audience is made out of three-year olds and/or idiots!! (sins: 129)
12/14/2014 10:30 AM ·Spoilers
OF COURSE YOU WON'T NEED IT!!! THAT WILL ONLY MAKE THE REPROGRAMMING IMPOSSIBLE!!!! ...s-sorry...got really worked up from that previous sin... (sins: 130)
12/14/2014 10:34 AM ·Spoilers
Run! You're the fastest thing alive! RUN!!! (sins: 131) Also, how come Cubot's head is now attached to Orbo- OH. RIGHT. THE WiiU VERSION. (sins: 132)
12/14/2014 10:37 AM ·Spoilers
Oh no! Eggman is dead! ... ...wait, why do I care? He's a bad guy, isn't he? PARRRRTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! WOOP WOOP (sins: 133)
12/14/2014 10:40 AM ·Spoilers
Wait, why isn't Master Zik with you thr- OH. RIGHT. THE *squee*ING WiiU VERSION. (sins: 134)
12/14/2014 10:43 AM ·Spoilers
Pretty much the entire fanbase's reaction as to how Sega's treating Sonic nowadays. (sins: 135)
12/14/2014 10:46 AM ·Spoilers
Discount Megaman. (sins: 136) Also, that is not what a robotisized Mobian looks like; Tails is just in a bad cosplay. If you want to see a robotisized Mobian, read the Archie comics. (sins: 137)
12/14/2014 10:50 AM ·Spoilers
That reminds me. I wonder how the Freedom Fighters are doing right about now? I hope some cool has happened, otherwise, I'm gonna be really disappo- *sees Werehog in Issue 264; mouth begins foaming from over-hype* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- <_WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY_>
12/14/2014 10:56 AM ·Spoilers
We interrupt these Sonic Lost World cutscenes to bring you this scene from The Empire Strikes Back. (sins: 138)
12/14/2014 10:59 AM ·Spoilers
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the plot twist everyone and their grandmother saw coming a mile away! (sins: 139)
12/14/2014 11:04 AM ·Spoilers
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the plot twist everyone and their great-grandmother saw coming from 10 miles away! (sins: 141)
12/14/2014 11:18 AM ·Spoilers
I really don't have the decency to tell Eggman that his "Ultimate Weapon" is about as weak as the Drill Car from Sonic 2... (sins: 142)