It's been so long since we had a Bandit update though... I hope you guys don't mind me doing this. It's just meant to be a fun thing that I never got to show! Also levels and stats may be different as we did beat the FP 3 map and... accidentally saved so... Again this won't be saved, unofficial update!

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I doubt that somebody would mind this, I'm rather curious to see how you're going to tackle this chapter.

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Bandit: How did you know there'd be a village here anyway? I mean it's so remote... unless Walhart told you? Chrom: No. My father told me the stories of a powerful warrior who had hisnown army- Bandit: Wait! You brought us to a man with his own army! Chrom: Yes...? Bandit: But... why would we need him? Ylisse is at peace. Chrom: If we can secure his aid it will be useful.

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Bandit: Wait! That man there. Is that...? Chrom: T-The Radiant hero? Priam: Ah so you've heard of me then? Chrom: Heard of you? You're exploits are famous throughout Ylisse, we tell tales of your bravery to our youth we- Priam: Ah. So you've heard of my 'ancestor', the Radiant hero of legend. Chrom: Oh, I see. I thought he was- never mind. We have come here to challenge you Priam!

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why arnt you saveing??

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@Strider There's a way to break the chapter, that I did in my WB challenge run. Take a flier with GF and a Falcoknight and fly them on the southeast sea, there are 2-3 spots that are 100% save, fly to them. When the enemies come closer the GF!Flier kills one, flys back to the safe zone and gets healed by Falco. If the GF!Flier fails to kill the enemy, she gets rescued, repeat until you win.

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Bandit: Chrom. You're challenging this super strong hero... with our entire army! Chrom: I'm sure you'll think of something Bandit. Bandit: I-... alright then? I mean he's just one man, how hard can it be?

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Bandit: ...That's a lot of units... Chrom: Far more than I thought... Bandit: Okay then... let's see what I can do!

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@Strider.H I'll give it 3 chances. Since we're going off the nuzlocke rules Bandit's lives: 3 Chrom's lives: 2 That said this has no affect on the overall nuzlocke challenge @Boris I have no idea myself! It should be fun at least! @chubby Because I want to leave the Bandit file as it was the day the nuzlocke ended, it just feels right to me. @Boris If only I hadn't lost my only Galeforce unit...

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So team shot! Gangrel and Emmeryn will be hanging back, they've not strong enough to handle any of these units so they'll be supporting with Fortify, Rescues, Wards and Physics. Chrom and Bandit will pair up, just to help keep Chrom alive. Brady will be supported by Maribelle. Fortunately he maxed out in the nuzlocke.

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My main plan is to try and build almost like a shield around Gangrel and Emmeryn to keep them alive so in turn they keep us alive. I'll have to see if that can work in as the battle progresses. @Strider.H Noted, thanks for the advice. See you later!

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Also fun fact. The last time I tried this level was in April on my original file. I barely remember anything about it!

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It's kinda a box? So that plan is not going to work then... I'll try and keep everyone within distance of Kjelle's Rally Defence. I've put anyone with counter, long bows, bows in general and wind magic on highlight. ...It's most of the units! Chrom: Perhaps this was a bad idea? Bandit: Too late now! We're stuck doing it.

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He moves. ...He moves. ...He...moves! ...All those who wish to panic please join me. Okay that does mean some planning for him then!

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NOOOOOOOOOO, QUICK RUN!!!!!

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If you want to keep the formation, move it to the bottom of the map so that Gangrel and Emmeryn aren't exposed.

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@Boris ...That's a really good idea. At least I have a plan for the next try? It's gotten to the point where I don't think we can get back to the formation. I tried to take down some archers but... I'll see if we can retreat far back enough to do it.

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quick question, can you se my new mii?

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That was odd? So Flavia attacked, activated Sol then Basilio attacked but nothing happened... after 30 seconds the attack finally went through... that was really strange... @chubby Yes.

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At least he's attacking Donny? So 9 damage then, which is pretty good!

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@reb thx ;-)

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(Miiverse seems to hate me trying to update Bandit's nuzlocke... maybe it'll stop giving me errors soon?) Any Flavia is awesome as always! Sol and avoiding everything! Methinks Dodging for Dummies sold well over Christmas.

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Astra! ...That's not good! Really not good! I should've prepared for it...

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The "Nobody attacks for 30 seconds" has never happened to me but I saw a video in which it happened. Don't worry that's just a strange glitch (I think) your cartridge isn't damaged or anything like that.

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Maribelle: Back you ruffian. I shall not allow you to harm my son! Brady: Aw Ma stop! Bandit: He's alive? Oh thank Naga...

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Okay what house guests unplugs something becuase it's annoying them! It's not even your house! ...At least the internet is back I guess. My sincere apologies for that break.

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@Boris I've had it happen once before... I'll look into it. I really hope it's just a coincidence!

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"DODGING 4 DUMMIES - Christmas Ed." With a masterfully crafted red leather envelope, a quick prelude from the author himself before his misterious disappearance, and a special "postilla" chapter on how to dodge Santa himself! @Maribelle You are best mother (kinda). Just know that.

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Well there goes Priam. That was easier than expected!

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@Angel Maribelle: I try darling. I simply couldn't bear the thought of losing another child... Brady: Ma I told you I'm fine... Maribelle: I know but... humour you mother would you? Brady: Alright ma.

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Still my love for Flavia continues to grow! Seriously if my nuzlocke did anything it made me love Maribelle and Flavia!

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Flavia has been on 2hp for the last three battles... Basilio keeps on defending her... meanwhile I keep on panicking each time it happens!

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(I know this won't be cannonical but I'll write something anyway...) Maribelle: Brady! Bandit: *off fighting with Chrom* Maribelle: *trying to stifle a sob* B-Brady... d-dear please... please get up...

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Maribelle: *gets off her horse* My darling boy... my son I- I should have saved you... Brady: Ma... I'm sorry... Pop he'll... Maribelle: Y-your father will be here soin dear. Just... just keep talking to me! Brady: I'm diein' aren't I ma? Sorry I got in the way... Maribelle: Don't be- Brady, you are one of the best things in my life... never, ever forget that darling. Brady: Ma I-...tell Pop-

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@sider.h umm ok??, do you like the new mii?

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'It was all Mariblle could do not to cry as her son drew his final breath, she had to stay strong... she couldn't show him the horror she felt as her child died before her...'

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I feel like a Jerk, expecially since this has happened right after what I said. Bandit's bloodline must have been really cursed, tho.

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'She tried to keep her smile...she turned to face Bandit, he was unaware of the travistity that had befallen them. He somehow managed to make eye contact with her. He froze. He tried to scream something but the words never reached Maribelle ears. ...Then it happened.'

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Maribelle: I-...Bandit, I'm... so sorry... Bandit: MARI! The tactician raced through the field. His legs felt like fire, his vision blured by the sea of tears. ...He was too late. His legs collapsed as his grief ripped through his soul. Bandit: I- I ...MARI! No! No! His arms wrapped around her lifeless corpse, as if his love could somehow revive the smile of his wife.

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no not brady @stidre.h thx

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Bandit: Mari- I- no...we- we'd get through this together... His tears fell upon deaf ears, the battle around them seemed to stop. He clung to her, he screamed yet silenece remained. Through blured eyes he could still see her smile, taunting him. Bandit: Mari- Mari-...! As his gaze finally lifted from wife body he saw that this was not the last of the carnage. Bandit: No...no...NAGA NO! Please!

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His soul seemed to crack as the last of his family left... Bandit: I...Mari I... He slowly rose from the ground, trembling as he reached for his sword. Bandit: I-I... I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!

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I'm so glad this is none cannon... I can't believe it though... Maribelle and Brady, both dead...

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@Becca Funniest is that Priam's fainted as of now, or that would be bad. They need to RECRUIT him and not murder him... Also, I love how Bandit's isn't blaming Chrom or this. His wife and child died because he wanted to recruit a hero guy for reasons in times of peace.

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@Angel I think at the moment Bandit's kinda just consumed by the fact his wife and child are dead to be thinking about anything else right now. But yeah once he gets over the initial shock Chrom should start to run.

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Bandit: I-... Chrom slowly approached his companion. He reached for his shoulder but...grief etched his face. Chrom: G(o)ds! Bandit- I...I'm sorry! Bandit: ...It's fine Chrom. Chrom: Fine? Bandit she was your wife! How is it- Bandit: Don't you have a hero to recruit?! His voice seemed little more than a hushed whisper, a vengeful whisper.

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'Unable to force the words through his mouth Chrom walked away. Away from the guilt, away from his friend. Left alone with his thoughts Bandit found himself consumed by his memories. Maribelle, Brady and Morgan... he was finally alone... Alone... Bandit: ...I'm sorry Mari... His bronze sword seemed to glisten in the sunlight as he raised it for one last time...'

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Best ending. Sui(c)ide. ...Bandit, why...

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Bandit: I'll see you... soon... *Several hours later* It was all the exalt could do not to join his friend, the guilt crawled into his soul. Chrom: ...Be at peace friend...G(o)ds I-I...! ...

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With that the bonus update ends. As I said I didn't save. Maribelle and Brady are needed for the finale and the nuzlocke is over. This was just meant to be for you guys to see what would've happened had we done this map. ...I thank Naga we never did it....

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:O, did, that just, what?..... wow

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My apologies if that got a bit dark, I just think this is what would have happened. Still this all had to be improvised so... like I said sorry it got a bit dark.

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so is there one last update type thing or what???

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As I've been saying for awhile there is the finale which will be released when it is ready. This is not canonical, in my mind none of this happened! This is not like P!Bandit where I said it was non-cannon and then made it cannon. None of this, in the cannon, ever happened.

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Why? Dark is good to me, because "Dark" usually rhimes (figuratively) with "deep". Besides, Bandit here sacrifices out of sheer love for his family, rather than grieve over and go insane: he ended his story, with his own hands. As an ending, is far more... "human".

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@Angel True, this Bandit lost the most. Bandit lost friends P!Bandit lost his daughter This Bandit lost everything... P!Bandit: ...Wow...poor guy... Bandit: Losing Mari? I-I can't even imagine... P!Bandit: ...

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There appears to be a new Bandit in town. I shall call him Ike'd-Bandit

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Bandit: Wait 3 of us?! P!Bandit: I'll agree that's a lot. 'Ike'd!Bandit': Can I not... I don't to ever fight again... Bandit: No-one will force you... I'm so sorry... 'Ike'd!Bandit': You would do the same. We are the same. Bandit: True... but our choice define us right? I'd never do what P!Bandit did. P!Bandit: Right here, just saying.

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Did anybody die ye-- *Sees Bandit committing su(i)cide* O_O WHAT THE F***?! O___O

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@Paul ...Surprise? It makes a bit more sense if you read the whole update.

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I like it already!

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@Rebecky: I know. :V Though, who is the regular Bandit now? :/

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@Bob P!Bandit: ...You like that his wife and children are dead? Bandit: I-I think he meant us interacting! P!Bandit: ...

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Bandit: I'm still the main Bandit. The one who ended after Grima. P!Bandit: ...I'm the one that went on after Grima. S!Bandit: ...I'm the one who will only be for this update. I-I don't want to fight anymore....

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So, this is S!Bandit's only appearance? Honestly, thank the gods... I don't think we need another Bandit... >~>

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@Paul I'm fine with two Bandits, last thing I need is a 3rd! Er...no offence S!Bandit. S!Bandit: Just let me rest in peace and I'll be happy. Okay then... so yeah this update is not canonical S!Bandit does not really exist.

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@Rebecky: Two is more than enough. I mean, imagine if I had multiple versions of Sushi... -Regular Sushi -Grima!Sushi -Sushi who randomly died somewhere -S!Sushi -Unhappy Sushi -DLC!Sushi -Stupid!Sushi (not to be confused with S!Sushi) -Non-Shepherd!Sushi -etc. -etc. -etc. That would get annoying. For both the readers and the writer...

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@Paul As I said before I understand that. Like I said S!Bandit will not be reappearing.

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@Paul Not at all, I want to see Stupid!Sushi and I'd pay for DLC!Sushi (Well, he's DLC, duh...).

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@Angel: DLC!Sushi -Swordmaster. -Comes with the skills: Swordfair, Astra, and Aether. -Artwork by: MONOLITHSOFT. -Available when the 'Nuzlocke Challengers 2' is purchased. -Is an enemy in the map and is equiped with Yanagiba. Challenged: "I don't know why you are, but I have a family to protect!" Defeated: "Was it...wrong then...? Was this...my...fate...?" (con.)

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After battle: "It seems that I've lost. You truly are strong. My name is Sushi, prince Sushi for you though! Have you perhaps ever heard of me before?" Yes: "Oh, really? Hehehe... I'm a bit embarrassed by that, but also proud that my story managed to reach your world." No: I am a swordsmen from a far away land. I fought with many comrades, and eventually fell in love with a maid from a (con.)

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race of dragons! And we even had dragon children! But I really should keep this short... {Name}, was it? Tell me, have you ever felt like the world placed weird restrictions on you? That you just couldn't do something, in fear of breaking an invisible rule? Yes: Really? Most people think me insane when I ask this...but that's how I feel. I'm glad that I'm not the only one to feel this way.

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No: I suppose you have the right to thank me mad, honestly, you're not the first and nor will you be the last. I just feel like there is this presence. A force that restricts and handicaps me. Perhaps the gods just don't want me to unleash my full potential... But no matter which restrictions the gods put on me, I WILL find a way to protect my loved ones! Recruitment conversation:

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I'm glad I got a chance to talk to you, {Name}! You're probably the first one to not get tired of my constant babbling! Say, can I perhaps join your army? I'm certain this will be a win-win situation! You just have to promise to talk to me from time to time...and give me food. If recruited: Let's press on!!

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@Paul 'Nuzlocke challengers 2'? Now I wonder who else would appear! Also my apologies if my previous comment came off as harsh. I understand that you were being helpful, I really do appreciate that. I think having 2 Bandits is hard enough, I don't want a 3rd. I guess I didn't properly convey that throughout the update, I simply thought saying it was non cannon would've been enough. So I'm sorry.

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Oh yeah! I forgot the music! o.o Overworld theme: Leaf Army ~ In Search of the Victory ~ Charge A Battle theme: Start the Justice ~ Boss Battle (Thracia 776) @Rebecky: Bandit in 3? ... Who wants to claim 1? Nah, it's fine. You were being clear enough. I just wanted to say that I wouldn't like having 3 Bandits, and then explain why I wouldn't want it.

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@Paul Perhaps Celia? The lost avatar... plus then it's all MMU of build 3! Good, I was worried people thought I was going to make S!Bandit like P!Bandit. I have no plans to do that, P!Bandit has a reason to be (to be honest he could've just be the main Bandit but we're too far in to change that now) S!Bandit would serve no purpose other than just being awkward. If anything he'd hurt the story!

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@Rebecky: *build 2 xD Plus, imagine having 3 Bandits walking around...that would get awkward. ^^; Not to mention, I don't really see a reason for him to even exist.

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@Paul *facepalm* ...Let's pretend that didn't happen... unless we want beefed up Bandit walking around. XD Still I agree I really don't want 3 of them! I mean it's hard to distinguish between Bandit and P!Bandit as is, plus it'll just be confusing for any new readers. Plus then Parallel Bandit (P!Bandit) kinda loses his name... P!Bandit: You could give me a new one? Maybe one day... one day...

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@Strider.H Everyone has good ideas! Besides even a bad idea can be of some merit.

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