If I could swear here, I would. WHAT THE FUNGUS, NINTENDO. How could you let a game with as much originality as a club sandwich be sold on your supposedly EXCLUSIVE market? Maybe you saw the embarrassingly big piles of money now clogging up the streets of Stockholm and thought I'd be easy to squeeze some coins from the dumdums who would buy a hedge if it was trimmed in the shape of a creeper. Eh.