SO! I just had my first online battle, and Sakurai decided that it would be the biggest fail of my life. Picture the scenario: Me (As my new main, King Dedede) versus someone playing as Villager, Sudden Death, Distant Planet. I spawn in on the right, near where the Bulborb comes in. I start by throwing a Gordo, it rebounds off the floor, bounces, and hits me in the face, insta-KOing me.