an old man walks into a resturant and sits down. he sees this teenager with hair dyed in red, blue and every color you can think of. the old man stares at him for a second and the teen, who is getting very annoyed says, "whatchoo lookin' at old man?!" the old man replies, "well 35 years ago i had a relationship with a parrot. i was trying to figure out if you were one of my kids!"