4.) I am a lifelong fan of Crash Bandicoot— or, at least, the amazing Crash games made by Naughty Dog exclusively for PS1, as well as the ones developed by Traveler's Tales when Crash first went third-party— but Activision took everything I loved about the franchise and, in the words of the wise cephalopod Squidward, "crushed it. Crushed it into a million tiny, bite-sized pieces."