a game where you play as a stupid chinese kid meeting an evil nick jr flower, a goat mom, spoopy scary skeletons that like puns and spaghetti, a spear throwing knight fish pirate thing, a nerdy lizard that is lesbian, a fabulous gay robot man, a tea party throwing spider that is cheap, a hyper death goat, a thing that will make you s h i t your pants, and a suicidal got dad king .