[FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “What are these in reference to?!” [BLIND Da GLASSES THIEF:] “Their based on MR. WRITE's GLASSES!” [GANONDORF:] “FYI, MR. WRITE is the guy who enjoys writing letters in LINK's AWAKENING! He got a LOVE LETTER from a GOAT named CHRISTINE who fooled him into thinking she was human by sending him a PHOTOGRAPH of PRINCESS PEACH with her name written on it!”