Heyo! :) How's it going, guys? Oh, check out these two other Wierd Al songs! My mom laughs SO HARD every time she hears them! Okay, the first one is "Ebay" and the second is "Craigslist". "Tell me why I need another pet rock, tell me why I bought that Alf alarm clock, tell me why I bid on Schatner's (?) old toupee? They had it on Ebay!" Lol, some of the lyrics to the "Ebay" song. XD