born from the flames of a demonic volcano, and was adopted by a necrotic skeletal war hound with flaming mithril bones, joined a band "Supreme Slaughter Skeleton: Blood Deluge Massacre" at 3 years old, brought it to stardom at 5 years old, and at 7 years old he unintentionally slaughtered his bandmates during a particularly righteous bagpipe solo, as they couldn't handle that kind of metal. cont.