*splat* *splat* *splat* Splatoon's the game on the (?) young (?) Wii U! Make a mess is what you're gonna do! You can splat the wall! Splat the floor! Splat eachother, splat some more! The team with the most ink splattered will win! Now you know the rules so come on lets begin! You're an Inkling kid that can change to a Squid, dive into the ink no one will know where you hid! More on the next one.