I'M putting up a "poor argument"? You speicifally said that Hot Dogs are made of pork. So you're eating a pig on a bun. Also, you can eat marshmallows just plain, burn them in a campfire, or eat them in a s'more. What about a Hot Dog, you may ask? You eat it with a bun with nothing on it, or you but condiments on it. An now I rest my case there. So you now shall bow down to the Marshmallow kings.