C'mon, man. Your puns need more POP than that, if you wanna win. I mean, you could BUTTER him up, but if you win that way I'd be pretty SALTY. Puns are the language of my homeland. Most other words just go in one EAR and out the other. I mean, I've followed strangers around just to tell them my puns. They thought I was STALKing them. Sorry you had to read that.