Ok, Kelp, your hair tastes like an actual cantaloupe... A salty cantaloupe. What the heck do you even put in there? I'm guessing it's some kind of shampoo Or he rubs cantaloupe in his hair for... Something. And it's just naturally salty hair. Or maybe it's just me and his hair is perfectly normal. Though it's stange to have normal hair and have it taste like salty cantaloupe.