[CALAMITY GANON:] “There's nothing better for treking through the desert sands than a GOOD pair of SAND BOOTs! I had a pair that served me well back in MAH GERUDO KING OF THIEVES days!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “So all I gotta do is convince this IDIOT to part with them!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “I think you'll have to use more than FEMININE CHARM to get your hands on them!”