[CALAMITY GANON:] “And here I was hoping I could get MAH old BOOTS fixed! How unfortunate!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “Umm, but wouldn't they not fit your current form?!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Da BOSS doesn't want to wear 'em, he just wants them fixed so he can still keep them as a KEEPSAKE! They're OVER 10,000 and I don't remember how many more years old after all!”