[CALAMITY GANON:] “If only I could get the BLUEPRINTs for that thing I could put ANCIENT VENDING MACHINEs in MAH bases, dungeons, and HYRULE CASTLE for MAH BOIs and have them buy their own ANCIENT WEAPONRY! That way they'd be payin' me for RUPEEs for ARMAMENTs and I could put that MONEY into upgrading MAH GUARDIAN ARMY with all kinds of EVIL DO-DADS (Missile Launchers, ENERGY CHAINSAWs, etc)!”