[BLIND Da TRUE BADGUY THIEF:] “Dis ARMOR SET is FREAKIN' SWEET! I love da glowing eyes and SILVER WHITE HAIR! Da ARMOR's pretty neat too!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “Guess that explains why its SOLD OUT at BEST BUY!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “Thank badness for online shops like AMAZON.COM!”