[BLIND Da TRUE BADGUY THIEF:] “I'm not a LUNATIC, MAJORA's da FREAKIN' LUNATIC (I mean he practically lives in DA MOON OF IMPENDING DOOM)! I am da TRUE BAD GUY!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “Sounds like this kinda thing happens to her alot!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “Well she does have a PRETTY FACE that can DRIVE VOE (MEN) CRAZY!” *rimshot*