[BLIND Da TRUE BADGUY THIEF:] “Now I can finally fulfil MAH DREAM of eatting CUCCO MEAT!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “WHAT?! Wait a minute something isn't right with this PICTURE!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “Looks to me like BLIND pulled an ol' switcheroo and swapped out the CUCCO with a RAW WHOLE BIRD to make everyone think he COOKED it just so he could BRAG about eatting a CUCCO! ...DAT'S MAH BOI!”