Please don't tell me you raced on public roads … "H-hey! I was never that stupid! More to the point, I wouldn't have this job if I had a criminal record." Oh, that's good. "Still, I had some friends who were into that. Seemed kinda pointless to me; you didn't want to pay track fees, why were you paying to maintain a racer!? But I did do some work on their rides. So … I felt responsible anyway."