"Oh, good. Maybe you can help me with a problem I've been having." With drawing? "Yes. I really want to be able to draw a perfect circle, but I can never quite get it right." Then buy a compass. Problem solved, right? "That's not really … drawing one, is it?" … Okay, why do you want to draw circles freehand? Aside from having a vague obsession with them? "I-I'm not … THAT obsessed …"