Magazine? 'Yeah, the head office puts that out. I'm surprised you don't read it, tiger.' And I'm surprised they expect their employees to PAY for a subscription … 'Really? With Tom in charge?' Okay. Point taken, Lottie. 'Actually, I was hoping to work for the magazine when I applied for a job there! Funny how I ended up here instead. Well, not "funny" as much as "sad", really …'