What do you think I should do, Phoebe? "Me? You're actually asking me for relationship advice, φίλος? You … do know my last girlfriend dumped me after I cracked her head in half, right?" I … didn't know that, actually. Is she okay? "Oh, yeah. She was just fine after she got a new one." Hah hah! Well, I'm sure you've had more successful relationships too.