"But everything's okay, right? I thought you patched things up." Not really. We're trying things her way, but I just can't get into it. "Ooh, and just what does it take to get a pink otter's heart beating?" She wants me to … be mean to her. "Mean? You mean she wants a leash, or …" Oh, no! She wants me to act aggressive sometimes. Maybe insult her a little. That's all. "… Dude, that's kinda lame."