"other than the shape and size being completely impractical for a water jug?" Okay, second big mystery: It was found near Valencia, in a small cave. "a cave? okay, i can see why you'd need a ewer in there, but …" There were no other handmade artefacts, no signs of habitation, just … this. A 14th-century porcelain statue, clearly made in India, all alone in a cave. Quite the mystery, isn't it?