"wow, i should see how flexible i really am. i never thought i'd have a reason to try yoga, but …" Oh, maybe you can join my class. It's women only, bu… s-so you'll fit right in! Ahem. That's not my point, though. To anyone else, it's like your arm was fired that way. If I tried straightening your arm without you, I'd probably just break it off instead. "… maybe yoga isn't such a good idea, then."