What do you think, Lottie? 'Hm…' "Uh, why do I feel like I'm being sized up like a piece of meat? N-need I remind you I'm the one with razor-sharp, perfectly-manicured claws in this room!?" 'Oh! Sorry, Claudia. I'm just deciding which of us should handle your case. On the one hand, I love coffee. On the other … I kinda get the feeling this'll turn into an essay on the coffeehouse and the arts.'