"Okay, you can't talk about that? That's fine. How did someone like you become mayor in the first place?" I … showed up one day and got switched for the guy who was supposed to get the job? "Switched?" Yeah … I'm not sure I can explain exactly how that happened without shattering your current worldview. Let's just say … he didn't want the job. "I'm sure there's a lot more to the story than that!"