"What about you?" Me? "Yeah! I really want to hear more about you, Mr. Rover!" Oh, I'm … nobody, really. "That's hard to believe. I mean for one, you're the mayor of a small, eccentric town. And yet you have this job on the side too! There's gotta be a great story behind that!" Well, uh … I guess there is, but I can't exactly share it without getting a lot of people in trouble. "Hah, I knew it!"