"Now that you mention it, your neck's pretty short for a weasel." I'm an otter, actually. Like Dad. Uh, Real Dad. I'm definitely not a elk. "Was he an artist too?" He's a … con artist. Does that count? "… I can see why they got divorced." Okay, that's really not fair! He wasn't always like that. He used to be a detective! "A detective? Like a private detective?" Police detective. Magical Crimes.