"Not helping anyone? What do you mean?" Look, the only reason I'm doing this is to get Anhka time off. Then she repays the favour by checking Stitches for soccer-monkeys. And that should get Stitches' nose out of L'Étranger long enough to actually help me fix Tom up with a date, which will stop Tom from being so miserable! It's simple! "Simple? That sounds needlessly convoluted to me." Same thing!