"Right, let's cut to the chase. Name's Phil Lombardi. I'm a director with Channel 4." 'Lombardi? Really?' "Yeah. 'Cause I'm from Lombardy. Got a problem with that, lady?" 'Ah … No?' "Right. Well, long story short, the channel's moving forward with a show concept I pitched 'em, so I guess I'm gonna be a head writer too. I want you to build the main set. You can do that, right?" What do you need?