"But my specialty is weddings! There's something amazing about the celebration of the love two people have for each other. Especially this time of year." 'You mean the coldest, most miserable time of the year? What could be so romantic about …' Valentines Day. 'Oh. Well, that hardly counts, tiger. It's just something the greeting card companies made up to …' It's also my birthday. … 'Aaah …'