"Sorry, I didn't realize you two were a couple." It's okay, Penelope. I can forget that sometimes too. "Really? So … you're not much of a romantic, then?" What are you talking about? I'm crazy romantic! I eat love stories for breakfast! "Well, that's weird, then. Wanna talk about it?" You're really sure you want to listen to me whine? "I'd love it! Real love stories are much more interesting!"