Are you keeping it outside? "No way! It'll rust right up if I do that! Even a shed would leave it too exposed. Too bad I can't afford a garage …" Wow, okay. You definitely take your bicycle seriously, don't you. Are you a racer? Or a mountain biker? "Wuh!? D-do I look like an athlete!? The only six-pack I'll ever have is a doughnut box. I just like to take good care of my stuff!"