"Ah. You're not an audiophile? This might be a tough sell." What do you mean by "sell"? "Oh, you're buying something from me before you go home. Just so you know." I-I don't have a choice? "Nope! I mean, yeah, technically. But I really, really want to make a sale on my first day, so I'm not gonna let you go that easy!" Great … "Don't take it like that! I just know I have something you'll love!"