"You know a better way to figure out what this thing's really made of!?" I can think of a few safer ways … But you don't have to do this! Nook's just one guy. He can't make enough homes in a week to drive you out of business completely! "There's gotta be something wrong with it! Ungh! Doing things right ain't this easy! He's gotta — ungh! — be doing — ungh! — something wrong!! Ungh! Ungh! Unn…"