Random dude sleeping: *alarm goes off* Hello,*flips bottle thats near the alarm* i'm the internet! What? were you expecting something different? *gets in car, and drives by a sneezing panda* Yeah, my life is full of weird surprises, *drives down the road, into the sunset, and "Switch"es the radio on and plays "Never gonna give u up" * *some one complains,* the internet: GET REKT! Everyone:*Dabs*