I had a teacher who blamed every problem in life on me. I asked a friend (just whispering!), "What's the formula for the surface area of a triangle?" And the teacher chewed me out for ten minutes. That was the only time I talked that day. She had a headache later, and said "I have SUCH A LARGE HEADACHE from WILLA (my last name) OVER HERE. SHE IS AN EXAMPLE OF A HORRIBALLY BEHAVED STUDENT WHO...