Me: Where's the mop, bucket, & soap? Mom: In the broom closet. Me: Why are they in there? Mom: That's where you keep cleaning supplies, silly! Me: If an area is named for a specific object, wouldn't it containing anything that isn't related to that certain item remove its previous status? Therefore, shouldn't it be called a "Maintenance Closet" or just a "closet"? Mom:...*sigh* Just mop the floor.