'So, Mister …' "Wendell Sailor. I'm a fireboat operator with Calafort Dockyards. But my rent's getting too steep for me to stay in business. You know how it is." 'Sailor? Huh. That's a bit … on the nose.' "Yeah. But please, call me Del. I don't wanna get mixed up with the rugby player." 'Uh … rugby player? Tiger, do you …' Nope, sorry. "Huh. I guess he's not as popular outside of Australia, eh?"