'Hunh!? No, you can't possibly … You have Rooney!' You honestly think he was my first boyfriend? He's more like number … twelve? Sixteen? It depends on who you count. 'Does he …' I don't think he wants to know. But yes, before I met Opal, I was lost. Seeing you like this … It's strange. I've long wished I could tell my younger self one thing. And this is probably the closest I can get to that …