I gave up. I couldn't find any big fish, so I lost all hope of cleaning the mermaid's scribbles off my sea chart. I headed home and left my sister to her fate. That was until I accidentally blew up...

Well, I saved the depressed acorn for Woody and what does he do? He gives me a big, green gobstopper and tells me if I want to clean the scribbles off my sea chart, I should find a huge fish to spl...

Still no idea where I am going... One second I am sailing the seas, the next...I am standing before an acne-ridden tree... I have just been asked to go help the tree's friend (by the tree... He's a...

My journey continues to the South. I had barely left the island of duck people when a beautiful mermaid appeared before. She spoke in a gruff, manly voice as she scribbled all over my sea chart. I ...

I finally found Fat Dragon. Turns out he is mad because some creature ate all his cake. He even locked Duck Girl in a cage because apparently she can't bake anything edible... I am going to go kill...

So here I am, in a lava filled cave. Duck Girl wanted to go to the top of the mountain to see a fat dragon. I want to see a fat dragon too, so here I am...

I have arrived on an island of duck people. The possessed boat gave me a toothpick that can control the wind and a frog taught me a song... So that's a thing. The Duck King wants me to help his son...

I have finally escaped the Isle of Weirdos. Probablyfor the best... I found what can only be the Embodiment of Pure Evil locked in a prison cell... So I set it free and ran. Now to continue my hunt...

After being thrown through the sky with all the majesty of a mouldy cabbage, I am saved by what I can only assume is a boat possessed by some tormented soul. He has brought me to Windfall, an islan...

Curses! I finally found the Evil Chicken, but he caught me off guard! I fear for my life as the fowl beast (heh...) presents me to his master. Who is this Dark Lord of Chickens and what will he do ...

After infiltrating the Evil Chicken's lair, the Queen of the Sea Fairies told me my sword had flown away. Maybe it was hungry? Well, until I get it back, I had best stay hidden. Thankfully someone ...

The Magic Sea Fairies have told me the best way to reach the Evil Chicken is with the Magical Pot of Levitation. Such kind Sea Faires! :D

Log Update #1: My little sister was kidnapped by a huge chicken. With no time to change out of my pyjamas, I now approach the evil chicken's Fowl Fortress... Heh... Pun... Thankfully a band of char...